Showing posts with label Blair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blair. Show all posts

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Blair for EU President ? - **&!**£$%**

It appears that Tony (Road to Hell paved with his good, honest, well-meaning intentions) BLIAR is a serious potential candidate for the Presidency of the EU once that pesky Constitution - Oops I mean Treaty - has been successfully ratified.

There's a credible EU petition to stop him - Sign it and make your views known HERE

Hat-tip to Beau Bo D'Or for the Graphic

Saturday, October 13, 2007

The Blairs and those pesky neighbours

Could news that the Blairs are house hunting again have any connection to a certain lack of affinity with their Connaught Square neighbours pictured here?

Not only is Connaught square smack in the middle of London's most Arab of neighbourhoods, whose occupants are likely to have a pretty jaundiced view of Tony's efforts on their behalf, but it seems that they have ignored a string of invitations from the Connaught Square Squirrel Hunt to attend its meets. Joint Master Duncan Macpherson is perplexed
"The Blairs would enjoy the exercise, companionship and honest exchange of views"
he says.

However, the invitation does NOT extend to the annual Hunt Ball at Banqueting House.
In Duncan's words:
"The Blairs would certainly add a degree of tawdry glamour to the occasion, but the Security Service would have to background check our guests and I'd be disappointed if half of them didn't have something to hide. Also, the presence of so many loaded guns in the hands of non-country folk would make people a bit twitchy."
- Quite so.

So what of their reported viewing of a certain Buckinghamshire Country Pile as a prospective alternative home?

Oh dear. It seems there is just no escape from pesky neighbour problems. Winslow Hall has a long established tradition of hosting the Bicester and Whaddon Chase Hunt Boxing Day meet. Having the Blairs as neighbours may be just about bearable - maybe. But another dose of sanctimonious Blairite tradition trampling over what is one of the local 'events of the year' ???

Hmmm.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Take that look off your face



His Toniness' departure prompted memory of this masterpiece
.

The full ghastliness of the man in just a minute and a half of video. It was done as a party political advertisment by the Conservative Party and shown in cinemas in the South East in the run up to the 2005 general election. Note in particular the
"This is not a day for soundbites ....."
hesitate, hesitate, lower lip tremble then, the daddy of all 'sound-bites':
".... But we feel the hand of history on our shoulders"
The Royal "we" being characteristic too.

The Marti Webb/Andrew Lloyd Webber song is impressive though.

To think that a majority of voter (except in England in 2005) voted for the man in 3 successive general elections. Frankly with a track record like that, this country deserves all that's coming to it.

Friday, August 04, 2006

The Cat's Cradle of Calamity - The Ministrone of Mayhem


Required reading over at Chicken Yoghurt

Apropos Blair's latest profound "Arc of Extremism" soundbite:
“It makes you wonder just what names got discarded in the obviously-nothing-better-to-do brainstorming session that came up with it. It’s hard to think of anything worse. The ‘cat’s cradle of calamity?’ ‘Trellis of terror?’ ‘Minestrone of mayhem?’”
Just a taster from Justin McKeating's laser accurate assement of the state-of-mind of our rapturing prime-minister as he sets off for his summer jollies in Barbados.

The embarrassing ghastliness of the man analysed with as much humour as possible given its seriousness.

This is also worth a read on the same subject.

Friday, July 21, 2006

'Mr Fawlty - I no want to work here any more'

It seems His Toniness paid a visit to the Home Office yesterday.

After the comprehensive rubbishing dished out by ministers over recent months - for PUBLIC consumption, it was apparently deemed advisable that their new Boss's Boss give those who work there PRIVATE assurances that they were really jolly fine chaps 'n' chapesses and doing a grand job.

This from one of those obliged to listen to him (Courtesy of an anonymous comment to one of Guy Fawkes' postings):
".... the Glorious Tony came and gave a "morale-boosting" speech to us plebs in the Home Office today. It was exactly like Young Mr Grace from Are you Being Served telling us "you've all done very well".
Patronising crap in other words.

That 'Kipper and the Corpse' episode from Fawly Towers sprung to mind too

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

"Yo - Blair!" - or 'How to address the prime minister'

Some possiblities:

"Prime minister Blair"?
"Mr Blair"?
"My Right Honourable Friend"?
or, when you enjoy a 'special relationship', maybe just plain "Tony"?

But hang on - not when he is your junior fag you don't

"YO - BLAIR" sounds about right.

Here is the Guardian version of the full transcript of that G8 exchange

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Monday, July 17, 2006

Tweedledumb & Tweedledumber




That 'microphone left on' incident.


Hat-tip to Blairwatch. Visit them for comment.

and to Adam Boulton for the full transcript.


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Friday, June 30, 2006

Asymmetrical Extradition


Hat-tip to Beau Bo D'Or

The extradition arrangements between the UK and US are enshrined in a treaty signed by David Blunkett in March 2003 and incorporated into UK law in January 2004. The new treaty was promoted on the basis of the need for 'a streamlined Extradition process to deal with the new global terrorist threat after September 11th'.

"So far so good", you might say. Two problems though - and they are BIG problems:

1. It allows extradition to the US based on mere 'information' and without prima facie case evidence; whereas extradition from the US to the UK requires a full prima facie case to be made

2. As is the case with other 'anti-terrorist' measures, it is being used for cases wholly unconnected with any alleged terrorist threat.

You need only have an open-minded look at the three cases [ Nat West Three, Gary McKinnon & Babar Amad ] currently proceeding under the provision to see its potential for gross injustice; not to mention the massive extension to the reach of the US criminal justice system.

The case of Babar Ahmad is particularly problematical. His name is probably enough to put a lot of people off giving him a fair hearing, so what chance does he have against allegations of terrorist plotting by the US authorities? Nevertheless, his web site deserves at least as much fair minded attention as the others. In light of my own experience in Parliament Square on 15th September 2004, I find the description of his initial arrest eminently believable too.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

New Labour - Tabloid Slaves

As expected, the Sunday papers were full of His Toniness' and Bruiser Reid's latest lectures on the inadequacies of 'The Criminal Justice System'. Most highlight the absurdity of it all (see for example the Telegraph, Times & Guardian), so I won't labour their well made points.

Suffice to say that after nine + years of responsibility for the whole shebang, 40+ new pieces of criminal justice legislation and over 700 new criminal offenses, "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime" is wearing just a little bit thin.

What sticks in my mind most about this latest bout of pious outrage though, is a widely reported phrase used in his Bristol speech on Friday. It was: "Tony blair has accused the political and Legal Establishments of being in denial about the state of the criminal justice system". See here, here, and here for a report selection

So, just WHO does he think has been at the head of the 'Political and Legal Establishments' these past nine years I wonder, if not himself and his old flatmate Charlie Falconer?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

2 Jags - 2 planes

Can't resist a good Blair/NuLab-bash.
'because they're worth it'

Hot on the heels of news that his Toniness is to order 2 jets for use by ministers and HMQ, here's a hoot of one from Beau Bo D'Or

Friday, June 02, 2006

Labour don't do hairdressing...


Another well deserved plug for the Labour Don't Do web site.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Blair off on his 'liberty, tolerance, justice' mantra yet again


"Prime Minister Tony Blair called on the world community to unite to promote the "global values" of liberty, democracy, tolerance and justice" < Guardian>

See Here for about 30 examples of his past appeals to these values, which he is very selective about applying in his own back yard.

And just what is 'The world community' supposed to be - if not all 6.5 thousand million of us (or maybe just the PC ones, the remainder being clearly 'beyond the pale') paying homage to the bold selfless inspired leadership of His Toniness?